Monday, March 23, 2009

THE SAFEST PLACE

THE SAFEST PLACE

How to stay safe in the world today:

1.. Avoid riding in automobiles

because they are responsible for 
20% of all fatal accidents.

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2. Do not stay home because

17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks

because 14% of all accidents 
occur to pedestrians.


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4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water 
because 16% of all accidents involve 
these forms of transportation.

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5. Of the remaining 33%, 
32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. 
So, 
... above all else,
avoid hospitals.

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.... You will be pleased to learn that only .001%
of all deaths occur in worship services in temple/church,
and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.
Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at temple/church!
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....And.....Book study is safe,too.
The percentage of deaths
during Book study is even less.
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So,
Attend Temple/Church,
and read your Books
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

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